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Horror Zombee -  3" PVC PatchHorror Zombee -  3" PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - Patriotism Isn't My Only 'Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - Yukon Cornelius Fucks Hard  - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/OD
As Seen on Socials - Remain Calm! We Can't Both Freak Out - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
Hoist The Black Flag and Begin Slitting Throats Jolly Roger - 2x3 PatchHoist The Black Flag and Begin Slitting Throats Jolly Roger - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - I'm Not The Bigger Person, I'll Heal In Hell - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - The Shaft - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Working Hard - Hardly Working - Work While Hard - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
EDWARD TEACH BLACK BEARD PIRATE FLAG TACTICAL MORALE PATCH 3.75 X 2.75EDWARD TEACH BLACK BEARD PIRATE FLAG TACTICAL MORALE PATCH 3.75 X 2.75
“BE POLITE, BE PROFESSIONAL” USMC MATTIS QUOTE TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“BE POLITE, BE PROFESSIONAL” USMC MATTIS QUOTE TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x3 PatchAs Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x3 Patch

2 colors available

As Seen on Socials - Too Fat to Run - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Stop Screaming... I'm Scared Too - 2x4 Patch - Red w/BlackAs Seen on Socials - Stop Screaming... I'm Scared Too - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Keep A Soft Heart and A Sharp Blade - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
Jack - Pumpkin Helmet -  3" PVC PatchJack - Pumpkin Helmet -  3" PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Let Me She/Them Tiddies - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - "One Stop Shop" - If I Can't Eat It Ride It Fuck It Or Fight It I Don't Want It - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/white
Don't Be a Twatapotamus - 3 inch OCP Patch
I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20 - 3.25" Laser Cut PatchI'm Not Gay But $20 is $20 - 3.25" Laser Cut Patch
Samurai - Beware of Old Men - In Dangerous Professions -  3" Embroidered/Sublimated PatchSamurai - Beware of Old Men - In Dangerous Professions -  3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
As Seen on Socials - Blow Me Like You Owe Me - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
Bullseye Bucky the Squirrel - 3 Inch - PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - Life Is Short Eat More [(l)] - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Light Pink
"SLOPED ROOF QUALIFIED" TAB TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"SLOPED ROOF QUALIFIED" TAB TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Emotional Support Group 2.0 - 3 Inch Round Embroidered Patch with Hook Fastener - Made in AmericaEmotional Support Group 2.0 - 3 Inch Round Embroidered Patch with Hook Fastener - Made in America
Confusion and Chaos My Job Here Is Done - 2x3 PatchConfusion and Chaos My Job Here Is Done - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - Only My Couch Pulls Out - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Reflective
Mushroom - I Will Eat Your Corpse - 4" PatchMushroom - I Will Eat Your Corpse - 4" Patch
As Seen on Socials - It's Little But It's Cute - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Not Autistic... Just An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
"Street Cat Collection" Patch 3 - Tactical Possum - 3" PVC Patch"Street Cat Collection" Patch 3 - Tactical Possum - 3" PVC Patch
We The People Feather - Subroidery Patch
"NOT A COP" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Tactical Gear Junkie
"NOT A COP" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99

2 colors available

(5.0)
As Seen on Socials - The Gun Shoots Fine, Maybe You Should Use a Shotgun - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Mostly Peaceful - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/BlackAs Seen on Socials - Mostly Peaceful - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
“IT'S NOT WATERBOARDING IT'S A TACTICAL BAPTISM" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - Eating Pussy Cures Depression - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Gold
As Seen on Socials - Death Can Have Me When It Earns Me -3x5 Patch - Black w/Reflective
Blacklight Dark Blacklight Jellyfish Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Wardrobe with Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread MagicBlacklight Dark Blacklight Jellyfish Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Wardrobe with Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread Magic
As Seen on Socials - If I Live, I will Kill You - If I Die, You Are Forgiven - Such Is The Rule Of Honor - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
“MY SUPERVISORS DON'T LIKE MY PATCHES" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“MY SUPERVISORS DON'T LIKE MY PATCHES" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH

2 colors available

As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me It Turns Me On - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Stacking Bodies and Banging Mommys - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
"I'M NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT BUT I FUCK LIKE THE GOVERNMENT” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"I'M NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT BUT I FUCK LIKE THE GOVERNMENT” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Easy or Cheap But I Can Be Tricked - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Pink
“YOU'RE HOTTER THAN A CRACK HOUSE SPOON ON PAYDAY" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - The Shenanigans Will Continue Until Management Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Depressed & Horny - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Navy/Spice