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As Seen on Socials - Edge Hard or Bust Trying - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Spice
Gotcha Circle Game Fingers PVC Patch - If you look you get hit!Gotcha Circle Game Fingers PVC Patch - If you look you get hit!
As Seen on Socials - This Meeting Could Have Been a Fist Fight - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - If I'm Running Things Have Gone Poorly! - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Most of My Decisions - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Orange
Emotional Damage - 2x3 PatchEmotional Damage - 2x3 Patch

6 colors available

As Seen on Socials - "Hard to Kill Easy to Fuck" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/black
As Seen on Socials - Give Me Boobs or Give Me Death - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Whoever is in Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Shit, Is Fucking Fired! - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
Blacklight Dark Blacklight Sugar Skull Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Gear with Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread MagicBlacklight Dark Blacklight Sugar Skull Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Gear with Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread Magic
As Seen on Socials - I Am Comfortable With Violence - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
"Street Cat Collection" Patch 2 - Trash Panda - Tactical Raccoon - 3.5" Sticker"Street Cat Collection" Patch 2 - Trash Panda - Tactical Raccoon - 3.5" Sticker
Duck You goofy animated middle finger 3.5 inch fully embroidered patch with hook backingDuck You goofy animated middle finger 3.5 inch fully embroidered patch with hook backing
As Seen on Socials - Autistic and Ready to Fuck - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - A Good Kick to the Balls will Solve Your Gender Confusion - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
Mjölnir Thor's Hammer Norse Viking - 2.5x3 PVC Patch - Multiple ColorsMjölnir Thor's Hammer Norse Viking - 2.5x3 PVC Patch - Multiple Colors
“OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT DRE" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT DRE" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
“RUB SOME DIRT ON IT" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“RUB SOME DIRT ON IT" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Beard the Fuck Up - 3" Laser Cut PatchBeard the Fuck Up - 3" Laser Cut Patch

5 colors available

Undefeated Gay Chicken Champion - 5 inch PVC PatchUndefeated Gay Chicken Champion - 5 inch PVC Patch
Tactical Flamingo - 4" Embroidered Patch
“THE ONLY EASY DAY WAS YESTERDAY” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“THE ONLY EASY DAY WAS YESTERDAY” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old But I'll Fuck You Up - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
Beware of Old Men - In Dangerous Professions -  3" Embroidered/Sublimated PatchBeware of Old Men - In Dangerous Professions -  3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
Majestic AF - 3.5 inch PVC Patch - Multiple ColorsMajestic AF - 3.5 inch PVC Patch - Multiple Colors
"YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHER FUCKER" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"YIPPEE KI YAY MOTHER FUCKER" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
"NO MORALE HERE” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"NO MORALE HERE” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
"SAME TEAM FUCKERS” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"SAME TEAM FUCKERS” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Pirate Jolly Roger - 1x1 PatchPirate Jolly Roger - 1x1 Patch

6 colors available

“RAISED ON HOSE WATER AND NEGLECT FAFO” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“RAISED ON HOSE WATER AND NEGLECT FAFO” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH

2 colors available

(4.0)
“VIOLENCE MAY BE THE ANSWER” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - If Morale Last More Than 4 Hours - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
Sketch's World © Military Police Blue Falcon - 4 inch PVC PatchSketch's World © Military Police Blue Falcon - 4 inch PVC Patch
“SHIT SHOW SUPERVISOR” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
"YOU COME TO MY HOUSE? SUCK MY DICK? CALL ME GAY?" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - GREEN / BLACK / WHITE
Fuzzy Nod Squatch Embroidered Patch - 4 inch - Made in the USA
American Flag Freedom Fries - 3.75" PVC PatchAmerican Flag Freedom Fries - 3.75" PVC Patch
Jesus Regrets - 2x3 Sublimation PatchJesus Regrets - 2x3 Sublimation Patch
“GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
African American version of Beware of Old Men - In Dangerous Professions -  3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
"HEY QUICK QUESTION, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"HEY QUICK QUESTION, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - Spread It - Wet It - Pound It - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
Duck Tank - 3 inch Patch
Let's Go Bitches, We're Gettin' Tacos - 2x3.25 PatchLet's Go Bitches, We're Gettin' Tacos - 2x3.25 Patch
You're A Daisy If You Do, Doc Holiday Quote - 2x3 PatchYou're A Daisy If You Do, Doc Holiday Quote - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - Who Ate All The Pussy - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/White
As Seen on Socials - I'll Bite Your Cock Off And Call It Self-Defense -  1x5 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red
Memento Mori - 4x2 PatchMemento Mori - 4x2 Patch

2 colors available

(5.0)