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“DON'T MAKE ME FINGER FUCK MY TRIGGER” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - Dead Don't Know They're Dead - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Tits & Whiskey - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
“STUPID PEOPLE KEEP ME EMPLOYED" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“STUPID PEOPLE KEEP ME EMPLOYED" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH

2 colors available

(5.0)
"I'M HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"I'M HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - Regulate This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
Summit Sentry: Fuzzy Yeti Patch – Conquer the Peaks with Mountain Warfare Style!Summit Sentry: Fuzzy Yeti Patch – Conquer the Peaks with Mountain Warfare Style!
As Seen on Socials - (.Y.) - From Big To Small, I Love Them All - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Blue
As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww It's Offended - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice
Don't Be a Cuntasaurus -  3" PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Sig Sauer - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - Lemme Get a Four Loco, A Boner Pill, And Six Bucks on Pump 3 - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
“YOU HAD ME AT DONUTS” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“YOU HAD ME AT DONUTS” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue - Vehicle 1 Struck Vehicle 2 - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Royal Blue
As Seen on Socials - Sir In My Defense There Was No One There To Tell Me Not To Do Something Stupid  - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Kitties & Titties - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Reflective
As Seen on Socials - Dicks Out For Harambe Nuts Out For Peanut - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
Stay Tactical Retro Synthwave - 3x3.5 Patch
Vampirya - Vampire Lips - 3.5" Embroidered PatchVampirya - Vampire Lips - 3.5" Embroidered Patch
As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
"NO STEP ON SNEK" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"NO STEP ON SNEK" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH

7 colors available

(5.0)
“DON'T BULLY ME... I'LL CUM" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“DON'T BULLY ME... I'LL CUM" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - I Think I Will Cause Problems On Purpose - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - I Cause Safety Briefs - 2x6 Patch - Black w/Royal Blue
As Seen on Socials - Fucking With People Is My Love Language - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
No Bothers Given Tactical Pooh Bear PVC Patch - Embrace the Honey HuntNo Bothers Given Tactical Pooh Bear PVC Patch - Embrace the Honey Hunt
As Seen on Socials - Fuk Dem Kids - 1x3.75 Patch - Navy Laser Cut w/Orange Reflective Honeycomb
As Seen on Socials - If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Mustache You Really Have Two Moms - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - They Call Me Step Sergeant - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - She Touched My Pepe Steve and I Liked It - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/White
As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww - It's traumatized - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Navy
Killdozer PVC Patch - 2x4 inches, Full Color & OD Green: Unreasonable Acts by Reasonable MenKilldozer PVC Patch - 2x4 inches, Full Color & OD Green: Unreasonable Acts by Reasonable Men
Pink Taco - The Fourth Meal - 3 inch Arch PatchPink Taco - The Fourth Meal - 3 inch Arch Patch
TGJ Tactical Loop Wallet - Premium Pocket-Fit Design - Mix & Match Mini Morale© Patches & Personalize Your StyleTGJ Tactical Loop Wallet - Premium Pocket-Fit Design - Mix & Match Mini Morale© Patches & Personalize Your Style
As Seen on Socials - Give Violence A Chance - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
As Seen on Socials - You Look About As Straight As A Thursday Night In Afghanistan - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials -  Smart Enough To Know Better, Dumb Enough To Do It Anyway - 2x3 Patch - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials -  Smart Enough To Know Better, Dumb Enough To Do It Anyway - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - Can't Catch Me - I'm The F***in' Gingerbread Man - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Lime Green
As Seen on Socials - Sorry About Your Mothers Passing - She Wasn't As Flexible Last Night - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Beat Yo Ass & Hide The Bible If God Watchin' - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - I ♥ Garbage - 2x3 Patch - Fuzzy Green with Black
“I AM STILL ALIVE YOU FUCKING AMATEURS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“I AM STILL ALIVE YOU FUCKING AMATEURS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH

2 colors available

(5.0)
Fukitol, My Drug of Choice - 2x3 PatchFukitol, My Drug of Choice - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - Sometimes Maybe Good, Sometimes Maybe Shit - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Black
PIRATE JOLLY ROGER TACTICAL MORALE PATCHPIRATE JOLLY ROGER TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
The Ultimate Freedom Fries Embroidered Skull Patch - 3.5" Patch Laser cut to shape!The Ultimate Freedom Fries Embroidered Skull Patch - 3.5" Patch Laser cut to shape!
As Seen on Socials - Weird Being the Same Age as Old People - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - I'm No Gynecologist But I Know A Cunt When I See One - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Orange