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As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Always a Dick. Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Mostly Peaceful - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/BlackAs Seen on Socials - Mostly Peaceful - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - You Came Into My Heart When I Came Into Your Mouth - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Glock - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
Turns Out I'm Not Bulletproof - Zombie - In Dangerous Professions -  3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
Blacklight Dark Blacklight Jellyfish Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Wardrobe with Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread MagicBlacklight Dark Blacklight Jellyfish Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Wardrobe with Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread Magic
We The People Feather - Subroidery Patch
"YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE? SUCK MY DICK? CALL ME GAY?” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - BLACK W/ RED OR WHITE"YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE? SUCK MY DICK? CALL ME GAY?” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - BLACK W/ RED OR WHITE
As Seen on Socials - Never Forgive, Never Forget, Fuck Them All - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
Masonic Square and Compasses USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 PatchMasonic Square and Compasses USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 Patch
Mini Morale - Wilderness Explorer- Camping Patch Pack 3Mini Morale - Wilderness Explorer- Camping Patch Pack 3
As Seen on Socials - You're The Reason Nobody Likes You - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - My Neck - My Back - My Anxiety Attack - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Green
As Seen on Socials - Violent Handjob - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - I Identify As An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
"YOU HAD ME AT TACOS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"YOU HAD ME AT TACOS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Squatch Ya Gonna Do - 2.75x4 PatchSquatch Ya Gonna Do - 2.75x4 Patch
Pink Taco - The Fourth Meal - 3 inch Arch PatchPink Taco - The Fourth Meal - 3 inch Arch Patch
Fukitol, My Drug of Choice - 2x3 PatchFukitol, My Drug of Choice - 2x3 Patch
Come And Take It Texas Border Wall Barbed Wire - 2x3 PatchCome And Take It Texas Border Wall Barbed Wire - 2x3 Patch
Mini Morale - TactiCool Patch Pack 1Mini Morale - TactiCool Patch Pack 1
As Seen on Socials - Professional Penetration Papi - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
"I NEED A FUCKING KIT KAT” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream - 2x3 Patch - Black w/RedAs Seen on Socials - When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
Fuzzy Flint Lock Rifle Colonial Squatch Embroidered Patch - 4 inch - Made in the USA Big FootFuzzy Flint Lock Rifle Colonial Squatch Embroidered Patch - 4 inch - Made in the USA Big Foot
As Seen on Socials - Tax This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Love's Soccer Moms with Big Titties! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Try/Me - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - Bad Decisions Make Good Stories - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - If You Can't Be Safe, Be Deadly - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Small Dick BIG DREAMS  - 2x3 Patch - Navy w/Yellow/Red
'Big Al' - Chubby But Dangerous - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch - Meal Team 6 Member
As Seen on Socials - Fuck You and Your Non Offensive Patch - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
I'm Here to Kick Ass and Chew Gum - Version 2.0 PatchI'm Here to Kick Ass and Chew Gum - Version 2.0 Patch
Against All Enemies - Version 2.0 PatchAgainst All Enemies - Version 2.0 Patch

6 colors available

“LET'S KEEP THE DUMBFUCKERY TO A MINIMUM" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - BLACK“LET'S KEEP THE DUMBFUCKERY TO A MINIMUM" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - BLACK
Mini Morale - U.S. Navy Patch Pack 1Mini Morale - U.S. Navy Patch Pack 1
As Seen on Socials - Gimme Liberty or Gimme Head - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old.. I'll Still Beat Your Ass - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Boy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - I Put The Petty In Petty Misdemeanor - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue
As Seen on Socials - While You Were Having Premarital Intercourse I Was Mastering The Way Of The Gun  - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Delicate Like A Hand Grenade - 2x4 Patch - Red w/white
You're A Daisy If You Do, Doc Holiday Quote - 2x3 PatchYou're A Daisy If You Do, Doc Holiday Quote - 2x3 Patch
“GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
FAFO Reaper Fuck around and Find out - PVC PATCHFAFO Reaper Fuck around and Find out - PVC PATCH
"I'M NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT BUT I FUCK LIKE THE GOVERNMENT” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"I'M NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT BUT I FUCK LIKE THE GOVERNMENT” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - Jugs Are For Weiner Hugs! - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Spice