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As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me It Turns Me On - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Stacking Bodies and Banging Mommys - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Always a Dick. Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Mostly Peaceful - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/BlackAs Seen on Socials - Mostly Peaceful - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
"I AM STILL ALIVE YOU FUCKING AMATEURS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - CAMO
“CAUTION 2 CHUBBY 2 RUN WILL FIGHT BACK” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Easy or Cheap But I Can Be Tricked - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Pink
PIRATE JOLLY ROGER TACTICAL MORALE PATCHPIRATE JOLLY ROGER TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Blacklight Dark Blacklight Jellyfish Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Wardrobe with Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread MagicBlacklight Dark Blacklight Jellyfish Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Wardrobe with Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread Magic
We The People Feather - Subroidery Patch
As Seen on Socials - The Shenanigans Will Continue Until Management Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Depressed & Horny - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Navy/Spice
As Seen on Socials - Here Comes The Booty Goblin - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
As Seen on Socials - Looking For Throat Goat MILFS - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Buy Shotgun - Call It Kindness- Kill With Kindness - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
"NO STEP ON SNEK" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"NO STEP ON SNEK" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH

7 colors available

(5.0)
Mini Morale - Wilderness Explorer- Camping Patch Pack 3Mini Morale - Wilderness Explorer- Camping Patch Pack 3
Zombee - 3.5" Embroidered PatchZombee - 3.5" Embroidered Patch
“NOT AN IFAK, FILLED WITH WAR SNACKS” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Black Guns Matter - 2x3 PatchBlack Guns Matter - 2x3 Patch

7 colors available

Tactical Recon Ghost - Glow in the Dark - 3.5" PVC PatchTactical Recon Ghost - Glow in the Dark - 3.5" PVC Patch
“LET'S KEEP THE DUMBFUCKERY TO A MINIMUM TODAY” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - CAMO
As Seen on Socials - You Came Into My Heart When I Came Into Your Mouth - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Glock - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
"Fun Size Boobs" - Easily Distracted By Boobies (Uncensored) - 4 inch PVC Patch -"Fun Size Boobs" - Easily Distracted By Boobies (Uncensored) - 4 inch PVC Patch -
“BE POLITE, BE PROFESSIONAL” USMC MATTIS QUOTE TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“BE POLITE, BE PROFESSIONAL” USMC MATTIS QUOTE TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
'Big Al' - Chubby But Dangerous - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch - Meal Team 6 Member
Squatch Ya Gonna Do - 2.75x4 PatchSquatch Ya Gonna Do - 2.75x4 Patch
Turns Out I'm Not Bulletproof - Zombie - In Dangerous Professions -  3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
Come And Take It Texas Border Wall Barbed Wire - 2x3 PatchCome And Take It Texas Border Wall Barbed Wire - 2x3 Patch
As Seen on Socials - Professional Penetration Papi - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
Mini Morale - TactiCool Patch Pack 1Mini Morale - TactiCool Patch Pack 1
As Seen on Socials - You're The Reason Nobody Likes You - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - My Neck - My Back - My Anxiety Attack - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Green
As Seen on Socials - Violent Handjob - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - I Identify As An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
Masonic Square and Compasses USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 PatchMasonic Square and Compasses USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 Patch
Against All Enemies - Version 2.0 PatchAgainst All Enemies - Version 2.0 Patch

6 colors available

"YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE? SUCK MY DICK? CALL ME GAY?” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - BLACK W/ RED OR WHITE"YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE? SUCK MY DICK? CALL ME GAY?” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - BLACK W/ RED OR WHITE
Mini Morale - U.S. Navy Patch Pack 1Mini Morale - U.S. Navy Patch Pack 1
I'm Here to Kick Ass and Chew Gum - Version 2.0 PatchI'm Here to Kick Ass and Chew Gum - Version 2.0 Patch
As Seen on Socials - Gimme Liberty or Gimme Head - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old.. I'll Still Beat Your Ass - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
"YOU HAD ME AT TACOS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"YOU HAD ME AT TACOS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream - 2x3 Patch - Black w/RedAs Seen on Socials - When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
Fuzzy Flint Lock Rifle Colonial Squatch Embroidered Patch - 4 inch - Made in the USA Big FootFuzzy Flint Lock Rifle Colonial Squatch Embroidered Patch - 4 inch - Made in the USA Big Foot
As Seen on Socials - Tax This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Love's Soccer Moms with Big Titties! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Yellow