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As Seen on Socials - Here Comes The Booty Goblin - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
As Seen on Socials - Looking For Throat Goat MILFS - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Buy Shotgun - Call It Kindness- Kill With Kindness - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
Mini Morale - Wilderness Explorer- Camping Patch Pack 3Mini Morale - Wilderness Explorer- Camping Patch Pack 3
"I AM STILL ALIVE YOU FUCKING AMATEURS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - CAMO
“CAUTION 2 CHUBBY 2 RUN WILL FIGHT BACK” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Tactical Recon Ghost - Glow in the Dark - 3.5" PVC PatchTactical Recon Ghost - Glow in the Dark - 3.5" PVC Patch
“ALWAYS GLAD TO HELP, OR FUCK SHIT UP” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“ALWAYS GLAD TO HELP, OR FUCK SHIT UP” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - Professional Penetration Papi - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
Zombee - 3.5" Embroidered PatchZombee - 3.5" Embroidered Patch
'Big Al' - Chubby But Dangerous - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch - Meal Team 6 Member
"Fun Size Boobs" - Easily Distracted By Boobies (Uncensored) - 4 inch PVC Patch -"Fun Size Boobs" - Easily Distracted By Boobies (Uncensored) - 4 inch PVC Patch -
As Seen on Socials - You Came Into My Heart When I Came Into Your Mouth - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Glock - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
Shamrock Four Leaf Clover Embroidered Cut to Shape - 2.5x2.5 Patch - Luck of the IrishShamrock Four Leaf Clover Embroidered Cut to Shape - 2.5x2.5 Patch - Luck of the Irish
“NOT AN IFAK, FILLED WITH WAR SNACKS” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Masonic Square and Compasses USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 PatchMasonic Square and Compasses USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 Patch
“LET'S KEEP THE DUMBFUCKERY TO A MINIMUM TODAY” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - CAMO
Come And Take It Texas Border Wall Barbed Wire - 2x3 PatchCome And Take It Texas Border Wall Barbed Wire - 2x3 Patch
Turns Out I'm Not Bulletproof - Zombie - In Dangerous Professions -  3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
As Seen on Socials - You're The Reason Nobody Likes You - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Yellow
Mini Morale - TactiCool Patch Pack 1Mini Morale - TactiCool Patch Pack 1
As Seen on Socials - My Neck - My Back - My Anxiety Attack - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Green
As Seen on Socials - Violent Handjob - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - I Identify As An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Gimme Liberty or Gimme Head - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old.. I'll Still Beat Your Ass - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
"YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE? SUCK MY DICK? CALL ME GAY?” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - BLACK W/ RED OR WHITE"YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE? SUCK MY DICK? CALL ME GAY?” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - BLACK W/ RED OR WHITE
Black Guns Matter - 2x3 PatchBlack Guns Matter - 2x3 Patch

7 colors available

Squatch Ya Gonna Do - 2.75x4 PatchSquatch Ya Gonna Do - 2.75x4 Patch
Mini Morale - U.S. Navy Patch Pack 1Mini Morale - U.S. Navy Patch Pack 1
Against All Enemies - Version 2.0 PatchAgainst All Enemies - Version 2.0 Patch

6 colors available

I'm Here to Kick Ass and Chew Gum - Version 2.0 PatchI'm Here to Kick Ass and Chew Gum - Version 2.0 Patch
FAFO Reaper Fuck around and Find out - PVC PATCHFAFO Reaper Fuck around and Find out - PVC PATCH
“LET'S KEEP THE DUMBFUCKERY TO A MINIMUM" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - BLACK“LET'S KEEP THE DUMBFUCKERY TO A MINIMUM" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - BLACK
As Seen on Socials - When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream - 2x3 Patch - Black w/RedAs Seen on Socials - When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
Fuzzy Flint Lock Rifle Colonial Squatch Embroidered Patch - 4 inch - Made in the USA Big FootFuzzy Flint Lock Rifle Colonial Squatch Embroidered Patch - 4 inch - Made in the USA Big Foot
As Seen on Socials - Tax This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Love's Soccer Moms with Big Titties! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Try/Me - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - Bad Decisions Make Good Stories - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - If You Can't Be Safe, Be Deadly - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Small Dick BIG DREAMS  - 2x3 Patch - Navy w/Yellow/Red
As Seen on Socials - Fuck You and Your Non Offensive Patch - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
"YOU HAD ME AT TACOS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"YOU HAD ME AT TACOS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
"I NEED A FUCKING KIT KAT” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials -US Gravy Seals - Meal Team Six - Operation Bulking - Semper Pies - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
"WHO'S AWESOME? NOT YOU! YOU'RE A CUNT.” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH