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“RIZZ 'EM WITH THE ‘TISM" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“RIZZ 'EM WITH THE ‘TISM" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
RIZZ 'EM WITH THE 'TISM STICKERRIZZ 'EM WITH THE 'TISM STICKER

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“IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, TRY DOING IT THE WAY I TOLD YOU TO” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, TRY DOING IT THE WAY I TOLD YOU TO” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
"IF YOU'RE RECOVERING MY BODY, FUCK YOU” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"IF YOU'RE RECOVERING MY BODY, FUCK YOU” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
"SLOPED ROOF QUALIFIED" TAB TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"SLOPED ROOF QUALIFIED" TAB TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
EDWARD TEACH BLACK BEARD PIRATE FLAG TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - PVC
As Seen on Socials - Torta Pounder - Tab - OCP w/BlackAs Seen on Socials - Torta Pounder - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - You eat bananas for the shape - 2x4 Patch - Black/SilverAs Seen on Socials - You eat bananas for the shape - 2x4 Patch - Black/Silver
As Seen on Socials -Emotional Support Rifle Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
Preppers Patch Pack - 10 Piece Set - 1x3 PatchesPreppers Patch Pack - 10 Piece Set - 1x3 Patches
As Seen on Socials - "Undiagnosed But I'm Pretty Sure" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/blackAs Seen on Socials - "Undiagnosed But I'm Pretty Sure" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/black
As Seen on Socials - Weaponized Autism - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Give Me Boobs or Give Me Death - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials -Emotional Support Pistol Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - My Type - Goth Muscle Mommies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Nosey Little Fucker Ar'nt You - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Black
As Seen on Socials - If You Shoot Me You're Gay - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/White
As Seen on Socials - I Am Comfortable With Violence - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
Too Old & Broken to Run - Will Shoot Instead - 4" PVC/Sublimated Patch
As Seen on Socials - I Can Do What I Want - I have a Note from my Mom and a 9mm - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - If I Am Messing With You I Don't Hate You - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
Smol PP Club - 3.25 inch PVC Patch - It's not small its fun sized!Smol PP Club - 3.25 inch PVC Patch - It's not small its fun sized!
As Seen on Socials - When I'm The Voice of Reason, Things Have Taken A Turn - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - Most of My Decisions - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Orange
“RAISED ON HOSE WATER AND NEGLECT FAFO” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“RAISED ON HOSE WATER AND NEGLECT FAFO” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
“STUPID PEOPLE KEEP ME EMPLOYED" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“STUPID PEOPLE KEEP ME EMPLOYED" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
“SHIT SHOW SUPERVISOR” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
"NOT A COP" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH

2 colors available

“DON'T MAKE ME FINGER FUCK MY TRIGGER” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
“DON'T BULLY ME... I'LL CUM" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“DON'T BULLY ME... I'LL CUM" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
I Just Wanna Stack Bodies With My Friends - 3 inch Round PatchI Just Wanna Stack Bodies With My Friends - 3 inch Round Patch
"HEY QUICK QUESTION, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"HEY QUICK QUESTION, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - I May Be a Handful, But My Tits Sure Ain't - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Don't Narcan Me I'm Having a Good Time - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Orange
"YOU COME TO MY HOUSE? SUCK MY DICK? CALL ME GAY?" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - GREEN / BLACK / WHITE
As Seen on Socials - Autistic and Ready to Fuck - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
Majestic AF - 3.5 inch PVC Patch - Multiple ColorsMajestic AF - 3.5 inch PVC Patch - Multiple Colors
As Seen on Socials - Dead Don't Know They're Dead - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Yellow
"I AM STILL ALIVE YOU FUCKING AMATEURS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - CAMO
As Seen on Socials - Still Alive Out Of Spite - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Desert Tan
As Seen on Socials - Recreational Gynecologists - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
'Big Bubba' - Chubby But Dangerous - OCP 4" PVC Patch - Meal Team 6 Member'Big Bubba' - Chubby But Dangerous - OCP 4" PVC Patch - Meal Team 6 Member
“CAUTION 2 CHUBBY 2 RUN WILL FIGHT BACK” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - Cum Slow Shit Fast - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - I Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Olive Drab
As Seen on Socials - We Live In A Time When Intelligent People Are Silenced So Stupid People Aren't Offended - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black