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Mini Morale - Plate Carrier Patch PanelMini Morale - Plate Carrier Patch Panel
Donkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC PatchDonkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - I Can Do What I Want - I have a Note from my Mom and a 9mm - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
Mushroom - I Will Eat Your Corpse - 4" PatchMushroom - I Will Eat Your Corpse - 4" Patch
Stay Tactical Retro Synthwave - 3x3.5 Patch
I Just Wanna Stack Bodies With My Friends - 3 inch Round PatchI Just Wanna Stack Bodies With My Friends - 3 inch Round Patch
We The People Feather - Subroidery Patch
"I'M HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"I'M HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
NAVY SCPO SENIOR CHIEF PETTY OFFICER USA FLAG TACTICAL PATCHNAVY SCPO SENIOR CHIEF PETTY OFFICER USA FLAG TACTICAL PATCH
But Did You Die? - 2x3 PatchBut Did You Die? - 2x3 Patch
Tactical Gear Junkie
But Did You Die? - 2x3 Patch Sale priceFrom $6.29 Regular price$6.99

6 colors available

As Seen on Socials - Team Tism - Tab - OCP w/Black
BETSY ROSS FLAG TACTICAL PATCHBETSY ROSS FLAG TACTICAL PATCH

7 colors available

As Seen on Socials - I Bet You Know The Brand Of Window By Taste  - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - The ATF Is Gay - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Gold
“GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Bigfoot Patch Everyone Asks Where Is Bigfoot - No One Asks How Is Bigfoot - PVC 3"
Duck You PVC KeychainDuck You PVC Keychain
As Seen on Socials - Are You In Awe Of My Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
'Big Bubba' - Chubby But Dangerous - OCP 4" PVC Patch - Meal Team 6 Member'Big Bubba' - Chubby But Dangerous - OCP 4" PVC Patch - Meal Team 6 Member
"FUCK YOUR FEELINGS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"FUCK YOUR FEELINGS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
EMT CADUCEUS STAR OF LIFE USA FLAG TACTICAL PATCHEMT CADUCEUS STAR OF LIFE USA FLAG TACTICAL PATCH
As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
“PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Tactical Possum Street Cat Collection - High Speed - Low Drag - Live Fast - Eat Trash - 3" Embroidered/Sublimated PatchTactical Possum Street Cat Collection - High Speed - Low Drag - Live Fast - Eat Trash - 3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
Gotcha Circle Game Fingers PVC Patch - If you look you get hit!Gotcha Circle Game Fingers PVC Patch - If you look you get hit!
Fuck It - 2x2 Patch

1 color available

Emotional Damage - 2x3 PatchEmotional Damage - 2x3 Patch

6 colors available

Tactical Flamingo - 4" Embroidered Patch
Tommy the Tactical Tortoise - 'Slow and Steady' - 3" PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - Got that Dog in me - 2x3 Patch - Sublimated
As Seen on Socials - My Type - Goth Muscle Mommies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
Space Force - Glow in the Dark - 4x2.5 inch PVC PatchSpace Force - Glow in the Dark - 4x2.5 inch PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - I Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Olive Drab
I'm Your Huckleberry - 2x3 PatchI'm Your Huckleberry - 2x3 Patch
Tactical Gear Junkie
I'm Your Huckleberry - 2x3 Patch Sale priceFrom $6.29 Regular price$7.99

6 colors available

As Seen on Socials - I Am Comfortable With Violence - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials -Emotional Support Rifle Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
Memento Mori - 4x2 PatchMemento Mori - 4x2 Patch

2 colors available

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"YOU HAD ME AT TACOS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"YOU HAD ME AT TACOS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - "Hard to Kill Easy to Fuck" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/black
RIZZ 'EM WITH THE 'TISM STICKERRIZZ 'EM WITH THE 'TISM STICKER

3 colors available

(5.0)
As Seen on Socials - This Is The Government The Founders Warned Us About - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - If I Am Messing With You I Don't Hate You - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
Duck You goofy animated middle finger 3.5 inch fully embroidered patch with hook backingDuck You goofy animated middle finger 3.5 inch fully embroidered patch with hook backing
Black Guns Matter - 2x3 PatchBlack Guns Matter - 2x3 Patch

7 colors available

Beware of Old Men - In Dangerous Professions -  3" Embroidered/Sublimated PatchBeware of Old Men - In Dangerous Professions -  3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
As Seen on Socials - Weird Being the Same Age as Old People - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Don't Narcan Me I'm Having a Good Time - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Orange