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Big Gun - Size Matters - Tactical Bigfoot - PVC 4"
As Seen on Socials - Just A Touch of Tism - 2x3 Patch - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials - Just A Touch of Tism - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
ASOS - Possibly Special Needs - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Red
ASOS - My Idea of Surf & Turf... Hooker's Twat - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
ASOS - King Retard - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
ASOS - On Today's Episode Of What The Fuck... - 2x3 - Black w/OD
No Hablo Fucktardo - 2x3 PatchNo Hablo Fucktardo - 2x3 Patch

4 colors available

(5.0)
As Seen on Socials - If I Knew What I Was Doing I'd Be Done By Now - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Nosey Little Fucker Ar'nt You - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Rude - I Just Have Balls - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
TGJ Neoprene TactiCooler - Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit - Hope I Get Away With ItTGJ Neoprene TactiCooler - Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit - Hope I Get Away With It
TGJ Neoprene TactiCooler - Freedom Through Violence Since 1776 - July 2025 POTM
ASOS - Titty Licker- Tab - OCP w/Spice
ASOS - PTSD Does Not Mean "Pet The Service Dog" - Red w/Yellow
Tactical Llama - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - OCP 3.5" PVC PatchTactical Llama - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - Pedophiles Aren't People - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
ASOS - Don't Bite The Hand That Fingers You - 2x3 - Black w/Orange
Ribbit Recon - Frog Ops - 4" PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - Jokes On You! - I Liked To Be Choked - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
ASOS - NI HAO FINE SHYT - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
Tuxedo of Violence - Penguin - 3.5" PVC Patch - White Gear
ASOS - A Nation That Refuses To Remove Its Traitors Is a Nation Run By Traitors - 2x3 - Black w/White
ASOS - There Isn't An "I" In Neither "Team" Nor "Fuck You" - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Welp... I'm Retarted - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
ASOS - Cop A Feel OR Feel A Cop - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
ASOS - Therapy Rifle Do Not Pet - 2x3 -Multicam Black w/Silver
ASOS - My Mistake Was Thinking We Are All Adults - 2x3 - Black w/White
TGJ Neoprene TactiCooler - Majestic AFTGJ Neoprene TactiCooler - Majestic AF
As Seen on Socials - Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath - 2x5 Patch - Gray w/Red
As Seen on Socials - 15% Stud 85% Muffin - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Red
As Seen on Socials - I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
Dead Inside Bear - IDFC BEARS - 4" Fuzzy Embroidered Patch - Pink
As Seen on Socials -F.I.S.H. - Fuck It Shit Happens - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
Suck Less - 3" StickerSuck Less - 3" Sticker

2 colors available

Night-Ops Bear - IDFC BEARS - 4" Fuzzy Embroidered Patch - Green
As Seen on Socials - I Get Paid To Do My Job Not Yours - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
ASOS - You Must Be Smoking Deep Fried Dick - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
ASOS - Alcoholic Ambulance Driver - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Navy
As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl & Boy Set - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
USN Laser Cut Reverse Flag & Don't Tread On Me - NWU Type III Woodland Digital Patch Set
As Seen on Socials - When I'm The Voice of Reason, Things Have Taken A Turn - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
Just The Tip Mushroom Penis Shape - 4" PatchJust The Tip Mushroom Penis Shape - 4" Patch
Army Engineer Castle USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 PatchArmy Engineer Castle USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 Patch
I Don't Believe In Anything... I'm Here for the Violence - 2x3 PatchI Don't Believe In Anything... I'm Here for the Violence - 2x3 Patch
1776 - 1x1 Patch1776 - 1x1 Patch

6 colors available

ASOS - The Only Insider Threat Here Is Leadership - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Tan
TGJ Neoprene TactiCooler - Rizz 'Em With The 'Tism -Multiple VariantsTGJ Neoprene TactiCooler - Rizz 'Em With The 'Tism -Multiple Variants