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As Seen on Socials - My Best Friend is a Homo... Why Leave it Out - 2x3 - Black w/Magenta
As Seen on Socials - I'm Very Vulnerable RN If Any Bad Bitches Wanna Take Advantage of Me - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Don't Narcan Me I'm Having a Good Time - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - No Caffeine - No Geneva Conventions - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - *WARNING* Running on Caffeine, Nicotine and Chilhood Trauma - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange
"RULE #1 DON'T SHOOT THE RANGE OFFICER" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"RULE #1 DON'T SHOOT THE RANGE OFFICER" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - I Suck at Apologies so Unfuck You or Whatever - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
STICKER - Too Old & Broken to Run - Will Shoot Instead - 4"
As Seen on Socials - I Picked a Bad Week To Quit Sniffing Glue - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
Big Gun - Size Matters - Tactical Bigfoot - PVC 4"
As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl- 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Proud Handler of a Dog That is Sometimes an Asshole and That's Ok   - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Orange
EDWARD TEACH BLACK BEARD PIRATE FLAG TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - 2 X 3EDWARD TEACH BLACK BEARD PIRATE FLAG TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - 2 X 3
As Seen on Socials - UNC - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I Wanna Pet That DAWG - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Working With You Is Like Working By Myself But Harder - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - This Is The Government The Founders Warned Us About - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - My Type - Goth Muscle Mommies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Overtime Whore - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange
TGJ Neoprene TactiCooler - Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit - Hope I Get Away With ItTGJ Neoprene TactiCooler - Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit - Hope I Get Away With It
“OUCH POUCH" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“OUCH POUCH" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
TGJ Neoprene TactiCooler - Freedom Through Violence Since 1776 - July 2025 POTM
No Bothers Given - 3'x5' - Wall BannerNo Bothers Given - 3'x5' - Wall Banner
As Seen on Socials - Drink Your School - Stay In Drugs - Don't Do Milk - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Red
As Seen on Socials - I'll Be Nicer When You're Smarter - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/BlackAs Seen on Socials - I'll Be Nicer When You're Smarter - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
Mini Morale - Halloween Patch Pack 6Mini Morale - Halloween Patch Pack 6
Knights Templar - 2.5x3 Shield PatchKnights Templar - 2.5x3 Shield Patch
Nice Crits D&D - Roll a set of Natural 20 - Yes they are real -  2.5 x 3.75" Embroidered PatchNice Crits D&D - Roll a set of Natural 20 - Yes they are real -  2.5 x 3.75" Embroidered Patch
Gotcha Circle Game Fingers PVC Patch - If you look you get hit!Gotcha Circle Game Fingers PVC Patch - If you look you get hit!
As Seen on Socials - I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - I Crave Violence and Snackys - 2x4 Patch - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials - I Crave Violence and Snackys - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
STICKER - Gravy Seals - 3.5"
LET'S GO BITCHES, WE'RE GETTING TACOS STICKER
As Seen on Socials - You're As Pleasant As An Itchy Butthole - Black w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Every Time I use Words Like "Gay" or "Retarded" ... Words Are Hurtful - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Before You Gossip About Me ... Bigger Fish To Fry - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - SHE JACK-O MY LANTERN TIL I HOLLER WEEN - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
"Major Mash" - The Tactical Potato - 3" PVC Patch
Bigfoot Barry - he's got a big package for you! - 4" PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - Googled My Symptoms... Turns Out I'm Just a Bitch  - 2x3 Patch - Navy w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Hell Was Full So I Came Back - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Twinkle Twinkle Little Snitch Mind Your Business Nosey Bitch - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Gold
As Seen on Socials - Less Nagging More Gagging - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - TWUNT, Becasue Sometimes TWAT and CUNT Just Aren't Enough - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Multi
Blacklight Sasquatch Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Wardrobe with an Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread Magic  - 4"Blacklight Sasquatch Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Wardrobe with an Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread Magic  - 4"
As Seen on Socials - This Meeting Could Have Been a Fist Fight - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
I Just Wanna Stack Bodies With My Friends - 3.5" Sticker