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Majestic AF - 3.5 inch PVC Patch - Multiple ColorsMajestic AF - 3.5 inch PVC Patch - Multiple Colors
"I AM STILL ALIVE YOU FUCKING AMATEURS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - CAMO
As Seen on Socials - I Suck at Apologies so Unfuck You or Whatever - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
“CAUTION 2 CHUBBY 2 RUN WILL FIGHT BACK” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
“IT'S NOT WATERBOARDING IT'S A TACTICAL BAPTISM" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Memento Mori - 4x2 PatchMemento Mori - 4x2 Patch

2 colors available

“VIOLENCE MAY BE THE ANSWER” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - I May Be a Handful, But My Tits Sure Ain't - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
“YOU'RE HOTTER THAN A CRACK HOUSE SPOON ON PAYDAY" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
EDWARD TEACH BLACK BEARD PIRATE FLAG 2X3 CORDURA® TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - LASER CUT REFLECTIVEEDWARD TEACH BLACK BEARD PIRATE FLAG 2X3 CORDURA® TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - LASER CUT REFLECTIVE
“SPECIAL FORCES” TAB TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - Autistic and Ready to Fuck - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Dead Don't Know They're Dead - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Still Alive Out Of Spite - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Desert Tan
“ALWAYS GLAD TO HELP, OR FUCK SHIT UP” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“ALWAYS GLAD TO HELP, OR FUCK SHIT UP” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - Recreational Gynecologists - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
"Street Cat Collection" Patch 2 - Trash Panda - Tactical Raccoon - 4" PVC Patch"Street Cat Collection" Patch 2 - Trash Panda - Tactical Raccoon - 4" PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - Cum Slow Shit Fast - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
Helldiver - Fully Embroidered OCP/Black - Tab
Duck You PVC KeychainDuck You PVC Keychain
As Seen on Socials - We Live In A Time When Intelligent People Are Silenced So Stupid People Aren't Offended - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
“BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Majestic AF - 3 inch Sticker
As Seen on Socials - Might Have $20 - Might Be Gay - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
As Seen on Socials - I Am Straighter Than The Pole Your Mom Dances On - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
Gotcha Circle Game Fingers PVC Patch - If you look you get hit!Gotcha Circle Game Fingers PVC Patch - If you look you get hit!
As Seen on Socials - Whoever is in Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Shit, Is Fucking Fired! - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue - Vehicle 1 Struck Vehicle 2 - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Royal Blue
As Seen on Socials - If I'm Running Things Have Gone Poorly! - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - "Only You Can Prevent Fucktardation" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Spice
PIRATE JOLLY ROGER TACTICAL MORALE PATCHPIRATE JOLLY ROGER TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - Shit Needed To Be Blown Up So I Was Born - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Too Fat to Run - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Introverted But Willing To Talk About Titties - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
"I NEED A FUCKING KIT KAT” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - Stop Screaming... I'm Scared Too - 2x4 Patch - Red w/BlackAs Seen on Socials - Stop Screaming... I'm Scared Too - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Department of Eating Ass - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Proud Handler of a Dog That is Sometimes an Asshole and That's Ok   - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Team Tism - Tab - OCP w/Black
“OUCH POUCH" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“OUCH POUCH" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
No Hablo Fucktardo - 2x3 PatchNo Hablo Fucktardo - 2x3 Patch

4 colors available

I'm Your Huckleberry - USA Made - 4" PVC Patch/KeychainI'm Your Huckleberry - USA Made - 4" PVC Patch/Keychain
As Seen on Socials - Kill Something Every Day No Matter How Small - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
“I AM STILL ALIVE YOU FUCKING AMATEURS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“I AM STILL ALIVE YOU FUCKING AMATEURS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
“THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA WHEN DO WE START” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA WHEN DO WE START” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
“BE POLITE, BE PROFESSIONAL” USMC MATTIS QUOTE TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“BE POLITE, BE PROFESSIONAL” USMC MATTIS QUOTE TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Beard the Fuck Up - 3" Laser Cut PatchBeard the Fuck Up - 3" Laser Cut Patch

5 colors available