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“IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, TRY DOING IT THE WAY I TOLD YOU TO” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, TRY DOING IT THE WAY I TOLD YOU TO” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Too Old & Broken to Run - Will Shoot Instead - 4" PVC/Sublimated Patch
“RIZZ 'EM WITH THE ‘TISM" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“RIZZ 'EM WITH THE ‘TISM" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
"IF YOU'RE RECOVERING MY BODY, FUCK YOU” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"IF YOU'RE RECOVERING MY BODY, FUCK YOU” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Tally-Ho Retards - Olive Drab 3.5" PVC Patch
Tactical Possum Street Cat Collection - High Speed - Low Drag - Live Fast - Eat Trash - 3" Embroidered/Sublimated PatchTactical Possum Street Cat Collection - High Speed - Low Drag - Live Fast - Eat Trash - 3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
Don't Confuse Your Rank With My Willingness To Beat Your Ass - 2x3 PatchDon't Confuse Your Rank With My Willingness To Beat Your Ass - 2x3 Patch
Tactical Llama - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - OCP 3.5" PVC PatchTactical Llama - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch
Tactical Owl- Looking For WHO The Fuck Asked You - OCP 3.5" PVC PatchTactical Owl- Looking For WHO The Fuck Asked You - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch
November 2025 POTM - Looking For Who The Fuck Asked You - 4" Embroidered PatchNovember 2025 POTM - Looking For Who The Fuck Asked You - 4" Embroidered Patch
As Seen on Socials - Ass Eater - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Shitbag - Tab - OCP w/Black
ASOS - On Today's Episode Of What The Fuck... - 2x3 - Black w/OD
ASOS - I Asked Myself If I Was Crazy, We Both Said No - 2x3 -Multicam Black w/White
ASOS - The Only Insider Threat Here Is Leadership - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Tan
As Seen on Socials - Certified Fatass - Tab - OCP w/Black
Molon Labe Spartan Helmet USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 PatchMolon Labe Spartan Helmet USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 Patch
As Seen on Socials - MILF Hunter - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - only trust people who like big butts.... they CANNOT lie. - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Caffeine, Sarcasm, Suppressed Trauma - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - You Look About As Straight As A Thursday Night In Afghanistan - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver
In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised - 2x3 PatchIn My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised - 2x3 Patch
"Street Cat Collection" Patch 4 - "Swift, Silent But Deadly" - Tactical Skunk - 3.5" Sticker
As Seen on Socials - My Hobbies Include Anxiety and Overthinking - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
Warrant Officer - USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 PatchWarrant Officer - USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 Patch
As Seen on Socials -  Smart Enough To Know Better, Dumb Enough To Do It Anyway - 2x3 Patch - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials -  Smart Enough To Know Better, Dumb Enough To Do It Anyway - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - Raw, Next Question - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Jokes On You! - I Liked To Be Choked - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
Tactical Owl - Looking For WHO The Fuck Asked You - 3.75" StickerTactical Owl - Looking For WHO The Fuck Asked You - 3.75" Sticker
As Seen on Socials - I Love My Hot Wife - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
Don't Taze Me... I'll Cum - 2.75 Inch - PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - I Say Mean Hurtful Accurate Things - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - I Exist Out of Spite - 2x3 Patch - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials - I Exist Out of Spite - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
Fuzzy Tactical Brown Bear Embroidered Patch - 3.75 inch - The Right To Arm Bears
As Seen on Socials - I Refuse To Argue With People Who Should Have Been Swallowed - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Gold
ASOS - Mystery Patch Lots - The Bakers Dozen
Army Air Defense Artillery Branch - USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 PatchArmy Air Defense Artillery Branch - USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 Patch
STICKER - Tactical Bigfoot - 4"
On My Way to 'F' Your Girl - 4" Sticker
As Seen on Socials - You Can't Back Out of A Butt Fucking - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - The Gun Shoots Fine You Just Suck! - 2x3 Patch - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials - The Gun Shoots Fine You Just Suck! - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
I Just Wanna Stack Bodies With My Friends - 3 inch Round PatchI Just Wanna Stack Bodies With My Friends - 3 inch Round Patch
As Seen on Socials - "Undiagnosed But I'm Pretty Sure" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/blackAs Seen on Socials - "Undiagnosed But I'm Pretty Sure" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/black
As Seen on Socials - Weaponized Autism - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Retard - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit ... Doo Daa Doo Daa - 2x4 Patch - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials - Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit ... Doo Daa Doo Daa - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants