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As Seen on Socials -Don't Yell at Me - I'll Get Hard - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
Everyone Loves Hot Moms - Skeleton Heart Hands Love MILFS -   Embroidered PatchEveryone Loves Hot Moms - Skeleton Heart Hands Love MILFS -   Embroidered Patch
As Seen on Socials - I Am Only Here For The Titties and the HAWK TUAH!  - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - Pierced Titties Only - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Light Pink
Tactical Mini Morale Charms - Rizz'em with the 'Tism - Set of 3Tactical Mini Morale Charms - Rizz'em with the 'Tism - Set of 3
As Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x3 PatchAs Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x3 Patch

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Don't Be a Cuntasaurus -  3" PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - "One Stop Shop" - If I Can't Eat It Ride It Fuck It Or Fight It I Don't Want It - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/white
Tactical Lady Liberty - 3.5" PVC/Sublimated Patch - Statue of LibertyTactical Lady Liberty - 3.5" PVC/Sublimated Patch - Statue of Liberty
Mini Morale - Explore the World Adventure - Camping Patch Pack 1Mini Morale - Explore the World Adventure - Camping Patch Pack 1
As Seen on Socials - Don't Haze Me I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/SilverAs Seen on Socials - Don't Haze Me I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver
Mini Morale - Halloween Patch Pack 2Mini Morale - Halloween Patch Pack 2
As Seen on Socials - Stop Screaming Or I'll Cum - Your Medic - 2x3 Patch - Black w/silver
K-9 Thin Blue Line Dog Paw Print - 3 inch PVC Patch - Limited Stock
"Fun Size Boobs" - Easily Distracted By Boobies (Uncensored) - 4 inch PVC Patch -"Fun Size Boobs" - Easily Distracted By Boobies (Uncensored) - 4 inch PVC Patch -
As Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Navy
Mini Morale - TactiMedic Patch Pack 1Mini Morale - TactiMedic Patch Pack 1
As Seen on Socials - Only My Couch Pulls Out - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Reflective
Mushroom - I Will Eat Your Corpse - 4" PatchMushroom - I Will Eat Your Corpse - 4" Patch
Mini Morale - Tactical Leprechaun wearing US Military Gear AR-15 Steampunk Pack 1Mini Morale - Tactical Leprechaun wearing US Military Gear AR-15 Steampunk Pack 1
As Seen on Socials - If Morale Last More Than 4 Hours - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Always a Dick. Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
Blacklight Cat Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Wardrobe with an Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread MagicBlacklight Cat Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Wardrobe with an Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread Magic
As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Wet - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
Additional Page for Tactical Patch Book - V.2.0Additional Page for Tactical Patch Book - V.2.0
As Seen on Socials - Most Of My Decisions Are Based on If Its a Felony or Misdemeanor - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - All You Need Is 3 Muthafuckas - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
Nice Crits D&D - Roll a set of Natural 20 - Yes they are real -  2.5 x 3.75" Embroidered PatchNice Crits D&D - Roll a set of Natural 20 - Yes they are real -  2.5 x 3.75" Embroidered Patch
As Seen on Socials - Mostly Peaceful - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/BlackAs Seen on Socials - Mostly Peaceful - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
Mini Morale - Lucky Pack 3 - Pot of Gold - Fancy Mustache - Beer - Leprechaun HatMini Morale - Lucky Pack 3 - Pot of Gold - Fancy Mustache - Beer - Leprechaun Hat
The Clacker Claymore Mine - 'Front Toward Enemy' - 3 inch PVC PatchThe Clacker Claymore Mine - 'Front Toward Enemy' - 3 inch PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - Hella Ass - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Don't Taze Me I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue
As Seen on Socials - Feral Housewife - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Blue
As Seen on Socials - Never Forgive, Never Forget, Fuck Them All - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
Mini Morale - Halloween Patch Pack 4Mini Morale - Halloween Patch Pack 4
'Never Forgotten' Poppy - May 2023 POTM - 4 inch Patch - LIMITED EXTENSION'Never Forgotten' Poppy - May 2023 POTM - 4 inch Patch - LIMITED EXTENSION
Mini Morale - Laser Cut 'Outta This World' Pack - Glow in the DarkMini Morale - Laser Cut 'Outta This World' Pack - Glow in the Dark
Mini Morale - NSFW Sexy Patch Pack 1Mini Morale - NSFW Sexy Patch Pack 1
Lace Up Combat Boot - 5" Embroidered PatchLace Up Combat Boot - 5" Embroidered Patch
As Seen on Socials - Putting The 'Tism In PatriAUTISM Since 1775! Rah! -3x5 Patch - Black w/Reflective
Duck Tank - 3 inch Patch
Mini Morale - Lips Patch Pack 1
As Seen on Socials - Spit In My Mouth Please! - 2x3 PatchAs Seen on Socials - Spit In My Mouth Please! - 2x3 Patch

4 colors available

As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old.. I'll Still Beat Your Ass - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
Blacklight Dark Blacklight Mushrooms Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Gear with Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread MagicBlacklight Dark Blacklight Mushrooms Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Gear with Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread Magic
As Seen on Socials - I May Be A Handful But My Weiner Sure Isn't - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
Mini Morale - Christmas Skulls Patch Pack 1