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'Big Al' - Chubby But Dangerous - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch - Meal Team 6 Member
Zombee - 3.5" Embroidered PatchZombee - 3.5" Embroidered Patch
Preppers Patch Pack - 10 Piece Set - 1x3 PatchesPreppers Patch Pack - 10 Piece Set - 1x3 Patches
November 2025 POTM - Looking For Who The Fuck Asked You - 3.5" - Sticker
“YOU'RE HOTTER THAN A CRACK HOUSE SPOON ON PAYDAY" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
“SPECIAL FORCES” TAB TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
"Major Mash" - The Tactical Potato - 3.25" Sticker
Turns Out I'm Not Bulletproof - Zombie - In Dangerous Professions -  3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
As Seen on Socials - The Shenanigans Will Continue Until Management Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
TGJ Neoprene TactiCooler - OniTGJ Neoprene TactiCooler - Oni
As Seen on Socials - Depressed & Horny - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Navy/Spice
As Seen on Socials - Here Comes The Booty Goblin - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
As Seen on Socials - Looking For Throat Goat MILFS - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
Smol PP Club - 3.5" Sticker
As Seen on Socials - Buy Shotgun - Call It Kindness- Kill With Kindness - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
"I AM STILL ALIVE YOU FUCKING AMATEURS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - CAMO
Mini Morale - U.S. Navy Patch Pack 1Mini Morale - U.S. Navy Patch Pack 1
“CAUTION 2 CHUBBY 2 RUN WILL FIGHT BACK” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
PIRATE JOLLY ROGER TACTICAL MORALE PATCHPIRATE JOLLY ROGER TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Against All Enemies - Version 2.0 PatchAgainst All Enemies - Version 2.0 Patch

6 colors available

COAST GUARD USA FLAG  2.25 X 3.5 TACTICAL PATCHCOAST GUARD USA FLAG  2.25 X 3.5 TACTICAL PATCH
Freedom Fries - 4" Sticker
Tactical Gear Junkie
Freedom Fries - 4" Sticker Sale price$3.73 Regular price$4.15
Donkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC PatchDonkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC Patch
"NO STEP ON SNEK" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"NO STEP ON SNEK" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH

7 colors available

(5.0)
We The People Feather - Subroidery Patch
"I'M NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT BUT I FUCK LIKE THE GOVERNMENT” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"I'M NOT MUCH TO LOOK AT BUT I FUCK LIKE THE GOVERNMENT” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Stickers - Mini Morale - Skeleton Hands Pack 1Stickers - Mini Morale - Skeleton Hands Pack 1
Don't Fucking Bark If You Can't Fucking Bite - 3.5 inch Sticker
STICKER January 2024 POTM - Tactical Penguin Fight or Fight - 3.5"
Tactical Gear Junkie - Dropping Bombs Bang'n Moms - Challenge Coin
Tally-Ho Retards - 3.5" StickerTally-Ho Retards - 3.5" Sticker
STICKER - Samurai Beware of Old Men - In Dangerous Profession - 4" Sticker
Tactical Gear Junkie - Don't Fucking Bark If You Can't Fucking Bite - Challenge Coin
Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit -  Doo Daa ... Doo Daa - 3.5" Sticker
As Seen on Socials - Kink Shame Me See If I Care - No Really Do It Please - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - It's Felony Sized - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - You Came Into My Heart When I Came Into Your Mouth - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Glock - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Professional Penetration Papi - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
Confusion and Chaos My Job Here Is Done - 2x3 PatchConfusion and Chaos My Job Here Is Done - 2x3 Patch
Tactical Recon Ghost - Glow in the Dark - 3.5" PVC PatchTactical Recon Ghost - Glow in the Dark - 3.5" PVC Patch
"YOU HAD ME AT TACOS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"YOU HAD ME AT TACOS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Mini Morale - TactiCool Patch Pack 1Mini Morale - TactiCool Patch Pack 1
“BE POLITE, BE PROFESSIONAL” USMC MATTIS QUOTE TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“BE POLITE, BE PROFESSIONAL” USMC MATTIS QUOTE TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
“LET'S KEEP THE DUMBFUCKERY TO A MINIMUM TODAY” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH - CAMO
As Seen on Socials - You're The Reason Nobody Likes You - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - My Neck - My Back - My Anxiety Attack - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Green
As Seen on Socials - Violent Handjob - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange