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As Seen on Socials - I Say Mean Hurtful Accurate Things - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Glock - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
Additional Page for Tactical Patch Book - V.2.0Additional Page for Tactical Patch Book - V.2.0
As Seen on Socials - Don't Make Me Finger Fuck My Trigger - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold
'Never Forgotten' Poppy - May 2023 POTM - 4 inch Patch - LIMITED EXTENSION'Never Forgotten' Poppy - May 2023 POTM - 4 inch Patch - LIMITED EXTENSION
As Seen on Socials - No Condom In My Wallet Because The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
STICKER - Ocean Warrior: The Tactical Mermaid - 3"STICKER - Ocean Warrior: The Tactical Mermaid - 3"
As Seen on Socials - You're The Reason Nobody Likes You - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Yellow
Mini Morale - Laser Cut 'Outta This World' Pack - Glow in the DarkMini Morale - Laser Cut 'Outta This World' Pack - Glow in the Dark
As Seen on Socials - My Neck - My Back - My Anxiety Attack - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Green
Mini Morale - Halloween Patch Pack 4Mini Morale - Halloween Patch Pack 4
Against All Enemies - Version 2.0 PatchAgainst All Enemies - Version 2.0 Patch

6 colors available

As Seen on Socials - Violent Handjob - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - I Identify As An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - I'll Be Nicer When You're Smarter - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/BlackAs Seen on Socials - I'll Be Nicer When You're Smarter - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
Mini Morale - Tactical Bears - Block Style - Pack 1Mini Morale - Tactical Bears - Block Style - Pack 1
As Seen on Socials - When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream - 2x3 Patch - Black w/RedAs Seen on Socials - When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - I Exist Out of Spite - 2x3 Patch - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials - I Exist Out of Spite - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
Fuzzy Flint Lock Rifle Colonial Squatch Embroidered Patch - 4 inch - Made in the USA Big FootFuzzy Flint Lock Rifle Colonial Squatch Embroidered Patch - 4 inch - Made in the USA Big Foot
Lace Up Combat Boot - 5" Embroidered PatchLace Up Combat Boot - 5" Embroidered Patch
As Seen on Socials - Putting The 'Tism In PatriAUTISM Since 1775! Rah! -3x5 Patch - Black w/Reflective
As Seen on Socials - Tax This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Love's Soccer Moms with Big Titties! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Not My Fault ... I'm Retarded - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Try/Me - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Spice
Mini Morale - NSFW Sexy Patch Pack 1Mini Morale - NSFW Sexy Patch Pack 1
As Seen on Socials - Bad Decisions Make Good Stories - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Spit In My Mouth Please! - 2x3 PatchAs Seen on Socials - Spit In My Mouth Please! - 2x3 Patch

4 colors available

Blacklight Dark Blacklight Mushrooms Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Gear with Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread MagicBlacklight Dark Blacklight Mushrooms Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Gear with Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread Magic
As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old.. I'll Still Beat Your Ass - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - If You Can't Be Safe, Be Deadly - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Titty Inspector - Tab - OCP w/Black
Mini Morale - Lips Patch Pack 1
As Seen on Socials - I May Be A Handful But My Weiner Sure Isn't - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Small Dick BIG DREAMS  - 2x3 Patch - Navy w/Yellow/Red
As Seen on Socials - I Would Go Fuck Myself But I Have Standards - Red w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Fuck You and Your Non Offensive Patch - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
Mini Morale - Christmas Skulls Patch Pack 1Mini Morale - Christmas Skulls Patch Pack 1
As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Boy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
Mini Morale - Halloween Patch Pack 6Mini Morale - Halloween Patch Pack 6
As Seen on Socials - The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man, I'm Bad At Math - 2x3 - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials - The Risk I Took Was Calculated, But Man, I'm Bad At Math - 2x3 - Multiple Variants
Mini Morale - Summer Fun Pack 1
As Seen on Socials - I Put The Petty In Petty Misdemeanor - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue
As Seen on Socials -US Gravy Seals - Meal Team Six - Operation Bulking - Semper Pies - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Forgive Me Father For I Am Evil And Retarded  - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
Tactical Voodoo Shrunken Head - 3.5" PVC PatchTactical Voodoo Shrunken Head - 3.5" PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - You Want It In The Crack And Up The Back Or In Your Snatch And Down The Hatch? - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote