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As Seen on Socials - A Good Kick to the Balls will Solve Your Gender Confusion - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
"Street Cat Collection" Patch 4 - "Swift, Silent But Deadly" - Tactical Skunk - 3.5" Sticker
As Seen on Socials - If Morale Last More Than 4 Hours - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
The Goonies Never Say Die! - 2x3 PVC Patch HEY YOU GUYS!The Goonies Never Say Die! - 2x3 PVC Patch HEY YOU GUYS!
As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Weird Being the Same Age as Old People - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
Duck You goofy animated middle finger 3.5 inch fully embroidered patch with hook backingDuck You goofy animated middle finger 3.5 inch fully embroidered patch with hook backing
Squatch Ya Gonna Do - 2.75x4 PatchSquatch Ya Gonna Do - 2.75x4 Patch
Predator Head - 2x2 PatchPredator Head - 2x2 Patch

6 colors available

Pink Taco - The Fourth Meal - 3 inch Arch PatchPink Taco - The Fourth Meal - 3 inch Arch Patch
Donkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC PatchDonkey Dick Fueler - That funny name for the Nozzle for a Military Fuel Can - PVC Patch
US FLAG 2 X 3 TACTICAL PATCH - MULTICAM W/ BLACKUS FLAG 2 X 3 TACTICAL PATCH - MULTICAM W/ BLACK
US FLAG 2 X 3 TACTICAL PATCH - MARPAT DESERTUS FLAG 2 X 3 TACTICAL PATCH - MARPAT DESERT
EMT CADUCEUS STAR OF LIFE USA FLAG TACTICAL PATCHEMT CADUCEUS STAR OF LIFE USA FLAG TACTICAL PATCH
EMS SO OTHERS MAY LIVE TACTICAL PATCHEMS SO OTHERS MAY LIVE TACTICAL PATCH
"HAWK TUAH” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
Tactical Gear Junkie
"HAWK TUAH” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
"WHO'S AWESOME? NOT YOU! YOU'RE A CUNT.” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
"FUCK YOUR FEELINGS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH"FUCK YOUR FEELINGS" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
“PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES" TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
“YOU HAD ME AT DONUTS” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH“YOU HAD ME AT DONUTS” TACTICAL MORALE PATCH
As Seen on Socials - Service Human Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials - Service Human Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Are You In Awe Of My Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit - Hope I Get Away With It! -  3.25" PVC Patch
As Seen on Socials - If I Knew What I Was Doing I'd Be Done By Now - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Jokes On You! - I Liked To Be Choked - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials -F.I.S.H. - Fuck It Shit Happens - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - No Condom In My Wallet Because The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Not My Fault ... I'm Retarded - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit ... Doo Daa Doo Daa - 2x4 Patch - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials - Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit ... Doo Daa Doo Daa - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - I Crave Violence and Snackys - 2x4 Patch - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials - I Crave Violence and Snackys - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
Molon Labe Spartan Helmet USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 PatchMolon Labe Spartan Helmet USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 Patch
But Did You Die? - 2x3 PatchBut Did You Die? - 2x3 Patch
Tactical Gear Junkie
But Did You Die? - 2x3 Patch Sale priceFrom $6.29 Regular price$6.99

6 colors available

Knights Templar - 2.5x3 Shield PatchKnights Templar - 2.5x3 Shield Patch
Army Ordnance Corps USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 PatchArmy Ordnance Corps USA Flag - 2.25x3.5 Patch
As Seen on Socials - Give Me Boobs or Give Me Death - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
African American version of Beware of Old Men - In Dangerous Professions -  3" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
As Seen on Socials - Autistic and Ready to Fuck - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old But I'll Fuck You Up - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
US Flag - Rounded Corners - 2"x3" PVC Patch (USA Made)US Flag - Rounded Corners - 2"x3" PVC Patch (USA Made)
Don't Be a Cuntasaurus -  3" PVC Patch
Nice Crits D&D - Roll a set of Natural 20 - Yes they are real -  2.5 x 3.75" Embroidered PatchNice Crits D&D - Roll a set of Natural 20 - Yes they are real -  2.5 x 3.75" Embroidered Patch
Improvise Adapt Overcome - 2x3 PatchImprovise Adapt Overcome - 2x3 Patch
"Street Cat Collection" Patch 3 - Tactical Possum - 3" PVC Patch"Street Cat Collection" Patch 3 - Tactical Possum - 3" PVC Patch
I'm Not Much to Look At But I Fuck Like The Government - V.2.0 - 2x3 PatchI'm Not Much to Look At But I Fuck Like The Government - V.2.0 - 2x3 Patch
Additional Page for Tactical Patch Book - V.2.0Additional Page for Tactical Patch Book - V.2.0
As Seen on Socials - Kill Something Every Day No Matter How Small - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red