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ASOS - I've Fucked More Waffle House Waitresses Than Minimum Wage Laws - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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ASOS - I've Fucked More Waffle House Waitresses Than Minimum Wage Laws - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
ASOS - Why Are You, A Man Thinking About Boobs? You Should Be Thinking About War - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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ASOS - Why Are You, A Man Thinking About Boobs? You Should Be Thinking About War - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
As Seen on Socials - You eat bananas for the shape - 2x4 Patch - Black/SilverAs Seen on Socials - You eat bananas for the shape - 2x4 Patch - Black/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - You eat bananas for the shape - 2x4 Patch - Black/Silver Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99

2 colors available
As Seen on Socials - Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath - 2x5 Patch - Gray w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath - 2x5 Patch - Gray w/Red Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
As Seen on Socials - 15% Stud 85% Muffin - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - 15% Stud 85% Muffin - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Red Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
No Hablo Fucktardo - 2x3 PatchNo Hablo Fucktardo - 2x3 Patch
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No Hablo Fucktardo - 2x3 Patch Sale price$7.34

4 colors available

(5.0)
ASOS - I Know Where Your Eyes Are. I Just Prefer Looking At Your Tits. - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Navy
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ASOS - I Know Where Your Eyes Are. I Just Prefer Looking At Your Tits. - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Navy Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
As Seen on Socials - Just A Touch of Tism - 2x3 Patch - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials - Just A Touch of Tism - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - Just A Touch of Tism - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99

2 colors available
I Don't Believe In Anything... I'm Here for the Violence - 2x3 PatchI Don't Believe In Anything... I'm Here for the Violence - 2x3 Patch
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I Don't Believe In Anything... I'm Here for the Violence - 2x3 Patch Sale price$7.34

4 colors available
1776 - 1x1 Patch1776 - 1x1 Patch
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1776 - 1x1 Patch Sale price$3.66

6 colors available
ASOS - I've Fucked More Old Ladies Than Medicare Reform - 2x4 Patch - Gray w/Black
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ASOS - I've Fucked More Old Ladies Than Medicare Reform - 2x4 Patch - Gray w/Black Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
ASOS - Less 1984 and MORE 1776 - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Less 1984 and MORE 1776 - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
Consider This A Fucking Warning - Pigeon - 3.5" PVC PatchConsider This A Fucking Warning - Pigeon - 3.5" PVC Patch
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Consider This A Fucking Warning - Pigeon - 3.5" PVC Patch Sale price$9.99
ASOS - Can Heart Palpitations from Bad Coke Be Considered Cardio? - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/BLK
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ASOS - Can Heart Palpitations from Bad Coke Be Considered Cardio? - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/BLK Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
ASOS - My Man Is a Feminist and Loves to Prove It By Earning Less Than Me - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Yellow
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ASOS - My Man Is a Feminist and Loves to Prove It By Earning Less Than Me - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Yellow Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
As Seen on Socials - Jokes On You! - I Liked To Be Choked - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Jokes On You! - I Liked To Be Choked - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
ASOS - Have You Considered Fucking It Up Less? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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ASOS - Have You Considered Fucking It Up Less? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
As Seen on Socials - If You Shoot Me You're Gay - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/White
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As Seen on Socials - If You Shoot Me You're Gay - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/White Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
As Seen on Socials -Emotional Support Pistol Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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As Seen on Socials -Emotional Support Pistol Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
(5.0)
As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Rude - I Just Have Balls - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Rude - I Just Have Balls - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
FAFO I'm Your Huckleberry - PVC PatchFAFO I'm Your Huckleberry - PVC Patch
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FAFO I'm Your Huckleberry - PVC Patch Sale price$9.44
ASOS - It's Not A War Crime The First Time - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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ASOS - It's Not A War Crime The First Time - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
As Seen on Socials -F.I.S.H. - Fuck It Shit Happens - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials -F.I.S.H. - Fuck It Shit Happens - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
ASOS -Emotional Support Hellspawn Do Not Pet - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Purple
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ASOS -Emotional Support Hellspawn Do Not Pet - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Purple Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
(5.0)
Just The Tip Mushroom Penis Shape - 4" PatchJust The Tip Mushroom Penis Shape - 4" Patch
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Just The Tip Mushroom Penis Shape - 4" Patch Sale price$9.44
As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl & Boy Set - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl & Boy Set - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red Sale price$19.99 Regular price$29.99
As Seen on Socials - Nosey Little Fucker Ar'nt You - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Nosey Little Fucker Ar'nt You - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Black Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
ASOS - Possibly Special Needs - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Red
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ASOS - Possibly Special Needs - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Red Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
ASOS - My Idea of Surf & Turf... Hooker's Twat - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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ASOS - My Idea of Surf & Turf... Hooker's Twat - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
ASOS - King Retard - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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ASOS - King Retard - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
As Seen on Socials - I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
(5.0)
As Seen on Socials - No Condom In My Wallet Because The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - No Condom In My Wallet Because The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
WARNING: Does Not Play Well With Others - 2x3 PatchWARNING: Does Not Play Well With Others - 2x3 Patch
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WARNING: Does Not Play Well With Others - 2x3 Patch Sale price$7.34

6 colors available
Tactical Llama - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - OCP 3.5" PVC PatchTactical Llama - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch
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Tactical Llama - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch Sale price$9.99
As Seen on Socials - Pedophiles Aren't People - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Pedophiles Aren't People - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
Ribbit Recon - Frog Ops - 4" PVC Patch
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Ribbit Recon - Frog Ops - 4" PVC Patch Sale price$9.99
As Seen on Socials - I Get Paid To Do My Job Not Yours - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - I Get Paid To Do My Job Not Yours - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
ASOS - NI HAO FINE SHYT - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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ASOS - NI HAO FINE SHYT - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
Tuxedo of Violence - Penguin - 3.5" PVC Patch - White Gear
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Tuxedo of Violence - Penguin - 3.5" PVC Patch - White Gear Sale price$9.99
ASOS - There Isn't An "I" In Neither "Team" Nor "Fuck You" - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
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ASOS - There Isn't An "I" In Neither "Team" Nor "Fuck You" - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
As Seen on Socials -Don't shoot me I'll cum :( - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials -Don't shoot me I'll cum :( - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
As Seen on Socials - Welp... I'm Retarted - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Welp... I'm Retarted - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
ASOS - Cop A Feel OR Feel A Cop - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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ASOS - Cop A Feel OR Feel A Cop - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
Dead Inside Bear - IDFC BEARS - 4" Fuzzy Embroidered Patch - Pink
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Dead Inside Bear - IDFC BEARS - 4" Fuzzy Embroidered Patch - Pink Sale price$10.49
As Seen on Socials - When I'm The Voice of Reason, Things Have Taken A Turn - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
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As Seen on Socials - When I'm The Voice of Reason, Things Have Taken A Turn - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green Sale price$9.99 Regular price$14.99
Night-Ops Bear - IDFC BEARS - 4" Fuzzy Embroidered Patch - Green
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Night-Ops Bear - IDFC BEARS - 4" Fuzzy Embroidered Patch - Green Sale price$10.49
Ride The Lightning - 3 Inch - PVC Patch
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Ride The Lightning - 3 Inch - PVC Patch Sale price$9.99
green tab logo with 'GUNFIGHTER' in tab, white 'trading co.' underneath the tab