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Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit - Hope I Get Away With It! -  3.25" PVC Patch
ASOS - Not Autistic... Just an Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Spice
FAFO I'm Your Huckleberry - PVC PatchFAFO I'm Your Huckleberry - PVC Patch
ASOS - Bored and Horny - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
ASOS - God's Favorite R3tard - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
ASOS - Pls Don't No Knock Raid Me.. I'll Cum :( - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/OD
ASOS - Shenanigans Will Continue Until Management Improves - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
ASOS - Why Are You, A Man Thinking About Boobs? You Should Be Thinking About War - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
As Seen on Socials - I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Roses Are Red  - Tortas Are Yummy - Don't Worry Hunny - I'll Cum On Your Tummy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - I Refuse To Argue With People Who Should Have Been Swallowed - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Gold
As Seen on Socials - I've Fucked Up Bigger Shows Than Yours - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
ASOS - I Know Where Your Eyes Are. I Just Prefer Looking At Your Tits. - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Navy
I Don't Believe In Anything... I'm Here for the Violence - 2x3 PatchI Don't Believe In Anything... I'm Here for the Violence - 2x3 Patch
1776 - 1x1 Patch1776 - 1x1 Patch

6 colors available

As Seen on Socials -Don't shoot me I'll cum :( - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Just A Touch of Tism - 2x3 Patch - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials - Just A Touch of Tism - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
ASOS - I've Fucked More Old Ladies Than Medicare Reform - 2x4 Patch - Gray w/Black
Consider This A Fucking Warning - Pigeon - 3.5" PVC PatchConsider This A Fucking Warning - Pigeon - 3.5" PVC Patch
ASOS - Can Heart Palpitations from Bad Coke Be Considered Cardio? - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/BLK
ASOS - My Man Is a Feminist and Loves to Prove It By Earning Less Than Me - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Yellow
ASOS - Have You Considered Fucking It Up Less? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials -F.I.S.H. - Fuck It Shit Happens - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
No Hablo Fucktardo - 2x3 PatchNo Hablo Fucktardo - 2x3 Patch

4 colors available

(5.0)
ASOS -Emotional Support Hellspawn Do Not Pet - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Purple
As Seen on Socials - Here For The Income, Not The Outcome. - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - I Say Mean Hurtful Accurate Things - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Rude - I Just Have Balls - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl & Boy Set - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
ASOS - Possibly Special Needs - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Red
ASOS - My Idea of Surf & Turf... Hooker's Twat - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
ASOS - King Retard - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
Predator Head - 2x2 PatchPredator Head - 2x2 Patch

6 colors available

Tactical Oni Samurai with Night Vision Goggles PVC Patch - Unleash Fear and StrengthTactical Oni Samurai with Night Vision Goggles PVC Patch - Unleash Fear and Strength
As Seen on Socials - No Condom In My Wallet Because The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
Arctic Warfare: Fully Embroidered Tactical Penguin Patch with US FlagArctic Warfare: Fully Embroidered Tactical Penguin Patch with US Flag
As Seen on Socials - Too Fat to Run - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Pedophiles Aren't People - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
ASOS - NI HAO FINE SHYT - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
Dead Inside Bear - IDFC BEARS - 4" Fuzzy Embroidered Patch - Pink
Tuxedo of Violence - Penguin - 3.5" PVC Patch - White Gear
ASOS - There Isn't An "I" In Neither "Team" Nor "Fuck You" - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
As Seen on Socials - Welp... I'm Retarted - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
ASOS - Cop A Feel OR Feel A Cop - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
"Street Cat Collection" Patch 2 - Trash Panda - Tactical Raccoon - 4" PVC Patch"Street Cat Collection" Patch 2 - Trash Panda - Tactical Raccoon - 4" PVC Patch
Bigfoot Patch Everyone Asks Where Is Bigfoot - No One Asks How Is Bigfoot - PVC 3"
Just The Tip Mushroom Penis Shape - 4" PatchJust The Tip Mushroom Penis Shape - 4" Patch