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As Seen on Socials - My Dick Is Way Bigger Than Yours. - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - My Hobbies Include Anxiety and Overthinking - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - My Neck - My Back - My Anxiety Attack - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Green
As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Let Me She/Them Tiddies - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Try/Me - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Spice
As Seen on Socials - My Type - Goth Muscle Mommies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Never Forgive, Never Forget, Fuck Them All - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Never Lick The Stripper Pole - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Gold
As Seen on Socials - No Caffeine - No Geneva Conventions - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - No Condom In My Wallet Because The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Nosey Little Fucker Ar'nt You - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Not Autistic... Just An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - Not My Fault ... I'm Retarded - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Not On Drugs I'm Just Weird - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Only My Couch Pulls Out - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Reflective
As Seen on Socials - Orgasm Donor - Red w/Black - 2x3
As Seen on Socials - Overtime Whore - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x3 PatchAs Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x3 Patch

2 colors available

As Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Navy
As Seen on Socials - Patriotism Isn't My Only 'Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - Pierced Titties Only - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Light Pink
As Seen on Socials - Professional Penetration Papi - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Proud Handler of a Dog That is Sometimes an Asshole and That's Ok   - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Putting The 'Tism In PatriAUTISM Since 1775! Rah! -3x5 Patch - Black w/Reflective
As Seen on Socials - Raw, Next Question - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Recreational Gynecologists - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
As Seen on Socials - Regulate This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Remain Calm! We Can't Both Freak Out - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Remember To Look Both Ways Before You Go Fuck Yourself - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Tan
As Seen on Socials - Retard - Tab - OCP w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Roses Are Red  - Tortas Are Yummy - Don't Worry Hunny - I'll Cum On Your Tummy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue - Vehicle 1 Struck Vehicle 2 - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Royal Blue
As Seen on Socials - Rule No. 1 - Don't Get Caught - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/White
As Seen on Socials - Service Human Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Multiple VariantsAs Seen on Socials - Service Human Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
As Seen on Socials - She Touched My Pepe Steve and I Liked It - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/White
As Seen on Socials - Shit Needed To Be Blown Up So I Was Born - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
As Seen on Socials - Shit Show Crew Member - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
As Seen on Socials - Shooting Guns And Spreadin Buns - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Sir In My Defense There Was No One There To Tell Me Not To Do Something Stupid  - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Small Dick BIG DREAMS  - 2x3 Patch - Navy w/Yellow/Red
As Seen on Socials - Sometimes Maybe Good, Sometimes Maybe Shit - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Sorry About Your Mothers Passing - She Wasn't As Flexible Last Night - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
As Seen on Socials - Spit In My Mouth Please! - 2x3 PatchAs Seen on Socials - Spit In My Mouth Please! - 2x3 Patch

4 colors available

As Seen on Socials - Spread It - Wet It - Pound It - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
As Seen on Socials - Stacking Bodies and Banging Mommys - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
As Seen on Socials - Steak & Titties - 1x3 Patch - Coyote Brown w/CB
As Seen on Socials - Still Alive Out Of Spite - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Desert Tan