Don't Be A Twatsicle Patch Low Pro Ripstop Hat

Hat edition we designed for the operators, athletes, and hard-ass outdoorsmen who don’t baby their gear group.

Made with the same style ripstop used in U.S. MIL uniforms—just softer, more breathable, and finally cut to fit a real human head, not a cardboard box.

• Battle-Tested Ripstop Fabric – Durable, tear-resistant, and ready for whatever hell you throw at it.

• No-BS Fit – Redesigned crown and profile that curves to your head, not some factory mannequin.

• Quick-Dry & Sweat-Wicking – Keeps your head dry when the heat cranks up.

• Reinforced Brim – Holds shape, blocks sun, and takes a beating without folding like cheap trash.

• Military-Grade Ripstop Fabric – Same tear-resistant material used by U.S. military units, built to take a beating and keep going.

• Rear Adjustable Hook & Loop Closure – One-pull fit that stays locked in, no matter what you’re into.