Eat More Donuts So You're Harder To Kidnap Men's T-Shirt

The Eat More Donuts So You're Harder To Kidnap tee puts a questionable security plan on a very reasonable food choice. Big block lettering lets the entire joke stand on its own.

The original athletic fit sits close through the chest and arms, with a soft cotton-poly blend for everyday comfort. A classic crew neck makes it an easy choice for lifting, coffee runs, and weekends.